Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Just For Fun

It's kinda funny when the Teochew or Hokkien speak to describe something, it will end-up with word KIA.

A policeman is Mata Kia
An inspector is Tua Kau Kia
A Chinese is Thn'g Lan Kia
A Malay is Huan Na Kia
An Indian is Keling Kia
An English man is Ang Mo Kia
A hut is Chu Kia
A small bicycle is Kha Chia Kia
A big spender is Phua Khe Kia
A thrifty person is Kiam Siap Kia
A gangster is Phai Kia
A baby is Gin Na Kia
A youngster is Hau Seh Kia
Korean car is Kia
To those who read this blog is GONG KIA (HA HA)

The Four Misery's Of A Man

First misery is staying in the lock-up : Mata Chu
Second misery is staying in hospital : Loh Kun Chu
Third misery is no place to call home : Boh Kah Ki Kai Chu
Forth misery is queen control : Boh Chu Yu Bik Tui Chu

Footnote : Please treat it as a joke. Sorry if anyone felt offended.  

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